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SHIT LIST
WHEN I GET MAD & I GET PISSED, I GRAB MY PEN & I WRITE OUT A LIST, OF ALL YOU ASSHOLES WHO WONT BE MISSED, YOU MADE MY SHIT LIST:

1. STEVE AOKI/COBRASNAKE, THE 2 BIGGEST CORN NUTS ON EARTH
2. HERBS WHO BITE MY LINES, THEN TURN AROUND & TALK SHIT ON THEIR WEBSITE NO ONE LOOKS AT
3. PEOPLE WHO SMILE IN MY FACE BUT BEHIND MY BACK TALK TRASH AKA HATERS, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
4. NEW ERA COLLABS, THE TERM COLLABO
5. THE TERM "STREETWEAR"
6. STREETWEAR BLOGS
7. GUPPY STREETWEAR KIDS WEARING RAYBANS, YOU PLAYED THE SHIT OUT
8. DUDES WHO GET DRESSED UP TO IMPRESS OTHER DUDES
9. CINESPACE ON TUESDAYS
10. PEOPLE WHO ASK ME WHY I DON'T LIKE STEVE AOKI, FUCK YOU
11.PEOPLE WHO LEAVE 4 MYSPACE BULLETINS IN A ROW
12.PEOPLE WHO THINK FACEBOOK IS BETTER THAN MYSPACE, THEY'RE BOTH FUCKIN WAK, STFU
13. AFROBOTS
14.PEOPLE WHO " HAVE A LINE", LIKE HAVING A CLOTHING LINE IS SOME ORIGINAL SHIT. THE NEXT TIME WE'RE AT A PARTY AND YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE LINE YOU HAVE IT BETTER BE THE KIND I CAN SNORT
15.PEOPLE WHO JUST STARTED A BLOG & WANT ME TO LINK IT
16.PEOPLE WHO LIE ABOUT HOLDING BIRD NIP BUT THEN YOU SEE EM COMING OUT THE STALL WITH ANOTHER DUDE TEN MINUTES LATER
17. PEOPLE WHO GET NO PUSSY EVER BUT TALK MAD SHIT
18. GIRL DJ'S WHO THINK THEY CAN ACTUALLY DJ
19. AMERICAN CRAPPARAREL
20. ED HARDY & CHRISTIAN AUDIGAY
21. PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE MOVING TO NY AS IF THEY WILL BE COOL THERE
22. PEOPLE WHO GET TOGETHER TO WATCH CRAP TELEVISION SHOWS
23. GAY ASS CLUB KIDS WITH STRING BANDANAS
24. PEOPLE WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NITE...OBVIOUSLY
25. GUPPY KIDS WHO WAIT IN LINE FOR SHIT EVEN THO THE STORE THEY ARE WAITING OUTSIDE OF THINK THAT THEY'RE WAK
26. PEOPLE WHO OWE ME MONEY BUT ARE OUT BUYING THEMSELVES SHIT & CLAIMIN THEY'RE BROKE WHEN I WANT MY 100 BUCKS
27. PEOPLE WHO RESELL ON EBAY
28.PEOPLE WHO BUY & RESELL KERMIT THE FROG TEE'S
29. ANY OTHER MUPPETS, FRAGGLE OR SESAME STREET CHARACTERS ON A T SHIRT
30. PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES & THROW STONES
31.STORES SELLING VINTAGE GEAR FOR MAD LOOT BUT WEREN'T EVEN BORN WHEN THAT SHIT WAS COOL IN THE FIRST PLACE
32. PEOPLE WEARING ROPE CHAINS & SHUTTER SHADES
33. LIL GUPPY RICH BITCHES WHO AREN'T EVEN HOT BUT HAVE MAD EXPENSIVE GEAR ON THAT DADDY BOUGHT THEM
34. PEOPLE WHO LEAVE ANONYMOUS HATE COMMENTS ON MY SITE, ITS EASY TO TALK SHIT HIDING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER BITCH
35. PEOPLE WHO ASK "WHO'D YOU ROLL WITH" WHEN THEY SEE YOU AT A PARTY
36. PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED TO GO TO A PARTY ON THEIR OWN
37. PEOPLE WHO STAY HOME TO WATCH CRAPPY TV SHOWS INSTEAD OF GOING OUT, GET TIVO BITCH
38. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE COOL BECAUSE OF THE STORE THEY WORK AT. YOU'RE A FUCKIN CLERK, GET ME A SIZE 10 & STFU
39. GIRLS WHO ONLY FUCK PRO SKATERS, AS IF YOU'RE SOMEHOW COOL CUZ YOUR GETTING FUCKED
40. PEOPLE WHO THINK NOT HAVING A BLACKBERRY IS WAK
41. PEOPLE WHO ARE CONSTANTLY ON THEIR BLACKBERRY TALKING ABOUT NOTHING TO NOBODIES
42. PEOPLE WHO USE THE WORD COLLABO WITHOUT LAUGHING ABOUT IT AFTER
43. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE COOL CUZ THEY LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR A FEW YEARS
44. KIDS WHO WEAR RAIDERS SHIT CUZ ITS IN FASHION & PAID MAD LOOT FOR IT ON EBAY
45. JUSTICE
46.KANYE WEST
47. PEREZ HILTON
48. PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE ALWAYS IN A MEETING WHEN YOU CALL THEM BUT THEY'RE JUST SITTING AROUND THEIR HOUSE ON IM
49. UNDERGAGE KIDS AT CLUBS WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL CUZ THEY GOT IN, I'LL SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
50."FIXIES"
51. PEOPLE WHO BUY STREEWEAR TOYS OR WHATEVER THAT GAY SHIT IS
52. PEOPLE WHO HATE ON THEIR "FRIENDS" BEHIND THEIR BACKS
53. PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT BITING IS A FORM OF FLATTERY, THEY'RE USUALLY THE ONES BITING THE SHIT
54. OLD UGLY WOMEN WHO WORK THE DOOR AT BOLTHOUSE PARTIES & ACT LIKE CUNTS CUZ NO ONE WILL EVER FUCK THEM
55. PEOPLE WHO WEAR BANDANAS AROUND THEIR FACES LIKE TRAIN ROBBERS
56.PEOPLE WHO BUY STREETWEAR DOWN TO THE SOCKS & UNDERWEAR
57. STAGEDIVING RAVERS
58. "FRIENDS" WHO TRY TO GET INTO MY SISTERS PANTS & THINK I WON'T FIND OUT ABOUT IT
59. GIRLS WHO ROCK STREETWEAR & KNOW ABOUT IT
60. PEOPLE WHO ASK ME WHAT CAMERA I USE
61. ANYONE WHO WASN'T AROUND FOR GRUNGE OR COLORS & THINKS FLANNEL IS A PRODUCT OF STREETWEAR
62. PEOPLE WHO CALL ME A HATER 4 WRITING THIS. HATING IMPLIES JEALOUSY, I AIN'T JEALOUS OF ANYONE ON THIS LIST.
63.ANYONE FROM THE CAST OF THAT SEVENTIES SHOW ESPECIALLY YOU DANNY MASTERSON, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF HARD JUMPIN IN FOTOS WITH GAYOKI
64. WRESTLING SHOES
65. DJ'S WHO LIST EVERYWHERE THEY'VE EVER DJ'D ON A FLYER LIKE ANYONE GIVES A SHIT
66.GAY ASS TMZ
67.LIL GUPPY ARTSY FARTSY RICH KIDS WHO TAKE PICTURES OF THE SAME FUCKIN PEOPLE OVER & OVER AGAIN AT BEATRICE WITH A T4
68.MARY KATE & ASHLEY
69.DJS OVER 40 YEARS OF AGE WHO DRESS LIKE THEY'RE 20
70. LAX...NOT THE AIRPORT THE CLUB
71. ANYONE WEARING A FEDORA, VANS, RAYBANS, A FLANNEL & SKINNY JEANS ALL AT ONE TIME WAITING ON LINE ON FAIRFAX
72. PEOPLE WHO SAY HOLLA
73.PEOPLE WHO GET TO ROSEBOWL FLEAMARKET AT 6 AM
74. VALET AT 3 IN THE AFTERNOON
75.ANY GUY WEARING BEDAZZLED ZIP UP HOODIES
76. HATERS WHO CLAIM THEY DON'T LOOK AT MY BLOG BUT CHECK THAT SHIT 3 TIMES A DAY
77. MY GF
78.SINGLE WHITE FEMALES TRYING TO GROW A BEARD LIKE MINE
79. THE WORD BLOG
80.PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK I'M MIDDLE EASTERN
81.BITCH ASS LIL KIDS WHO CALL ONE STREETWEAR COMPANY WACK BUT ARE WEARING HEAD TO TOE STREETWEAR FROM SOME OTHER WAK STREETWEAR COMPANY

WORK IN PROGRESS, CHECK BACK FOR MORE, READ THE COMMENTS & LEAVE YOUR OWN SHIT LIST.
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Blog Comments (109):
Posted by Drew. on
Wack ass people like Arab Parrot.
Posted by K BOOG on
1. The Arab Parrot
2. Hypocrites like the Arab Parrot
3. Everyone that agrees with the Arab Parrot
4. The Arab Parrot, the guy that claims to hate the term "streetwear," and then continues to use that word casually in five other rants
5. Nigs like the Arab Parrot that claim to have started ish, when they didn't even take part in it during the trend
Posted by dipset on
ugly pussyboy elitist crybabies
Posted by Helgen X on
1. People who makes blogs to talk shit about everything they do/have did.
Posted by dr0ne 0ne on
haha ive seen this alot in the 2000 era
asian bitches who think they can be gogo dancers and think they could move theyre ass,
these bitches dont even got ass to move.
funny shit though , and for real.
stop gogo dancing bitches you look silly.
oh and fuck THE ARAB PARROT
its all about the Argentinian toucan
just playin dog. keep those blogs comin.
peace , one love
Posted by Promise on

1. People that use Eboniks and never grew up in the hood.

2. Rock queers like Joel Madden that wear prison tattoos to look like they have been in jail...

3. How Urban Out-of-the-Closet Shit-Fitters make any original innovation turn into a trendy piece of garbage.

4. Deadbeat dads reward one kid by buying them a house and leave the other black sheep kid out to dry.

5. Jessica Alba for making 9 mil for being a REAL FUCKING CUNT and a terrible actress.

6. Skateboard companies that do lame t-shirt collabos

7. People that free-load off of other's talent just to make a name for themselves in the industry

8. Female electro artists that have no talent

9. How club music is now "in"

10. Knoki foot pads

11. People who put Tila Tequila on their top 8 on myspace because they think it makes them look cool.

12. Lames that wear their sidekick/I.phone on their belt in one of those holsters like they are all business.

13. Paris Hilton's nose

14. How everybody wore fedoras tilted to the side in 2000 but now everyone wears them straight up (and thinks they are super fresh for doing so)
Posted by northbiabi... on
people usually hates things that at one time they saw in themselves! usually that is. some of the things i hate or can't stand i never really liked though so i guess that's not really true.

i wanna try to just for fun
1. everyone that rocks those american apparel high waisted shirts/dresses, make it yourself its just cotton stiched up
2. girls that wear workout pants to the bar
3. hippie chicks that go tanning and wear fake hair extentions and then wear minimal makeup to look "so natural"
4.that fact that kanye west tries to be white and artsy all of a sudden
5. people who can't come up with any cool saying like for myspace so they put up those text pictures
6. persian girls who think they are hot and edgy
7. guys who wear suit jackets with jeans (duh)
8. people who go out and buy old records to decorate their apartment bnut have never listened to them or don't own a record player
9.people who won't admit they like to eat mcdonalds like once in awhile shut up
10. everything cool is not cool because of lame people who are good at being lame but don't have anything to say
Posted by mayonaise on
10. 50% of the people who post comments on this shit! Just don't do it, you don't have bright ideas!
Posted by mayonaise on
1. Corporate sponsors and the trick scenesters y who suck their cocks, and pimp out generations to do the same (i like that belvedere campaign, but shit is as bad as ian curtis in the converse ads.. just a different soup)
2. Bitches with loud whiney voices
3. Older guys
4. Younger guys
5. College kids
6. Hiroshi Fujiwara.. i'd like to read his biography.. don't believe the hype
7. People who forget that there is a whole world out there. For example, living in New York, people become so fucking insular and dog on other scenes.. bitch, you a townie, I don't care if the city is huge, you never leave your neighborhood anyway!
8. Hair gel
9. Angry dudes..... the kind that bought a car in high school and never quite made it past that status
Posted by player ham on
-promoters that put "pictures by..." and use that as a selling point to go to their cruddy party

-girls that think they have status when really they're just blowing some dude that has it and riding their coat tails into the party

- fruitboots
Posted by reader on
people who match tees with their kicks.
Posted by devonaoki on
wannabe hipsters who are dying to be photographed by cobrasnake so they can be official hipsters.
Posted by devonaoki on
steve aoki - itunes dj.
check his email, press the play button then stage dives. wannabe a rock star? start learning to play the guitar.... gay!
Posted by Kelly on
1. My fiance's stupid way of thinking at times
2. crying... i can't stand a baby crying or an adult.
3. half of my clothes, its time to get back into me
4. where i live
5. Calgary
6. stupid fucks who say they are my friends
7. people who complain about how many kids they have, bitch you opened your legs
8.math
9. anything with skulls on it..gay
10. the decor


Thanks! for letting me read your stuff it was definitely nice to vent.
p.s. i HATE THAT STUPID HOMO OFF OF TMZ...the long haired blond dude.. someone needs to smack him
Posted by  on
"42. PEOPLE WHO USE THE WORD COLLABO WITHOUT LAUGHING ABOUT IT AFTER"
nice one!!
i laugh about it all my life and i'm glad somebody finally agrees!!
i'm from indonesia and a lotta dumbass local rapper wanna-bes are doin' it and like puttin' shit on their own fugly face.
gay!!
Posted by  on
1. all the bitches in brownbabies
2. both the bitches in the spin off version of the brown babies... dimepiece.
3. american apparel people and their entire existence
4. blogging. get a real life (i need one)
5. design school (you were too stupid to get into a 4 year admit it)
6. the fucking pussycat dolls. only one of you sings you nasties.
7. guys who fuck euro bitches and try to get ass when they come back.
8. everyone that lives in la. get the fuck over yourselves.
9. california taxes on stoges.
10. the word stoges and wack white people using them.
11. white people into hip hop. fuck off.
12. mexicans who think they're tough. fuck you, you make me and my family look bad.
13. TRANSIONING HIPSTERS. STOP LIVING IN ECHO PARK. IT'S NOT IRONIC THAT YOU'RE WHITE AND LIVE IN A PRODOMINATELY LATINO NEIGHBORHOOD.
14. city of los angeles. CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING STREETS.
15. ucla alumni. fuck you you pretentious pieces of dog shit. you're still stupid.
16. people who talk shit to be haters. fuck you.
17. the fucking cha cha lounge. STOP SERVING BITCH DRINKS.
18. love. fuck you.
19. shitty friends. get aids and croak.
20. fuck dudes thinking that they dress better than me. you're dipshits i don't care how special or how much your shoes are. they suck and you're broke. so fuck you.
21. being a bitter vagina. fuck that.


done.
Posted by  on
number 79: people who give a phuck what arab parrot thinks. its phuckin blog, 12 year olds have this shit.

-curtis parker
Posted by  on
1. My Girlfriend(too ugly to find another broad who will fick me)
2.Guido spaghetti dick fucks from jersey or long island
3.Mr Kim nobody cares about him or what he "says"
4.filipino streetwear kids pinay/pinoy = pienis
5.The kids who sk8 in front of the supreme store in soho
6.the kids who sk8 the supreme bowl in La
7. DCMA collective
8.female streetwear anything
9.Clean dirty looking people,your beard and shitty clothes smell like neutrogena/sean john unforgivable
10.sean john/ puffdaddy/ and the whole 2008 badboy family
11.3 story booth at magic
12.MAGIC
Posted by  on
when you make a sandwich, like a big fuck off one, with bacon, chicken, tomato, lettuce, mayo, slapped between to pieces of that chunky bread. perfectly toasted. and then you take a bite, ONE BITE, and all the filling falls out and splats on the floor. that is probably the one thing i hate most in the world.
Posted by  on
1. People who have to shop at whole foods acting like they are being all into organic shit
2. vegans
3. vegetarians, If god didn't want people to eat meat, he wouldn't have made cows out of it
4. Clarks (Glasses without lenses) If you're gonna wear glasses have some fucking lenses in them
5. Hippy Faggots
6. People who try to act all intelectual fuck you
7. People who tie their jeans into their shoe laces
8. Gay ass candy raver kids, Go suck on your fucking binky
10. Benihana's...it's all about kisho
11. Skanks
12. www.redslurpeee.com, You blow, you jacked the cobrasnake's layout...cobrasnake sucks dick anyway
13. My space bathroom photo shoots
14. Kid's who try to start their own photography business with their shitty digi cams, Taking pictures of something up close isn't photography you fucks
15. People who say Tupac is still alive but didn't even listen to Tupac in the first place
16. Tupac blows
17. People who take myspace pictures with their shirt off...YOURE BUFF, NICE!
18. Raised truck ass faggots
19. Fuck ICP
20. All Over Print Rules! not.
Posted by  on
1.When your bangin a chick and the condom snaps and she had aids so now you have aids. thats bad.
2. Two girls one cup, good to watch bad to do.
3. The price of a 9800 GX2 graphics card.
4. "Friends" who accuse you of stealing their gold chain and say they are gonna come to your house and knock you out. wastemen.
5. Israel, fuck them, they can suck my balls.
Posted by  on
1. davidson for fucking up my bracket
2. people who hate on the hundreds because they blew up.
3. being broke
4. sorority girls at my school who are bomb and loose but won't fuck me just because im not in a frat

this blog is great, be easy parrot!




Posted by  on
You're fucking amazing Parrot. Nobody has the balls to call anybody out these days. http://media.uber.com/images/mypage/btn_post_comme nt.png
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Posted by  on
people wearing the TERRORIST SCARVES,.. like wtf i jus wanna slice their throat.. ur not middle eastern so dont rock it..
Posted by  on
heehee, the runaway train strikes again! all funny and all true - especially #21 & #43.
luvn u lil rez
Posted by  on
this shit should be its own blog... amazing.. and yeah fuck bluetooth hedsets....
Posted by  on
Hipsters in self-denial who hate on other hipsters for being hipsters.
Posted by The Arab P... on
You get no airplay here
Posted by  on
bestbestbsetbestbbset
more hate lists
more "you're wrong because you are"
more "nonononononono"

more birdnip and arabparrot.
Posted by  on
cant we just all get along.

Posted by dr0ne1er on
my bad thanks to #74.
Posted by dr0ne1er on
#73.
thanks I'll check it.
Posted by  on
big berd "keeps it real"
Posted by The Arab P... on
#1 of 73 is right on, if all you kids started rockin vintage shit I would blow my brains out. Luckily you can't just wait in line for that shit. I don't hate things on the list because without those people I would have no material. If I didn't have people hating then I would be doing something wrong. Keep doing what you're doing people.
Posted by  on
-girls with low self esteem
-girls who flirt with other guys when they got boyfriends
-skateboarding with shorts on
-dr. phil and his wife
-bono
-skate hoes
-self absorbed hipsters
-streetwear
-puma shoes
-ugs
Posted by  on
Dont believe the hype beast is now satchelofgravel.com
Posted by  on
1. People who hate on my generation wearing "streetwear" (?) You would be pissed if we started wearing readiers caps and vintage shit, right?
2. Detroit City Council. Wasting all that time on Kwame ,actin a damn fool, thats why the money wont fuck with us.
3.Michigan weather, its 2:03 in April and I see SNOW!
4. Chaldean weed.
5. Closet grown weed, tastes like shit.
6. String head bands.
7. The Burbs.
8. Lining up outside of stores for fucking clothes. GET A LIFE.
Unhate List
1. The Hundreds (sorry guys)
2. The Arab Parrot
3.Cali Weed.
4.Adult Swim (I have insomnia)
5. The fact that I've have dyslexia for 17 years. I had no idea.
Posted by  on
come to barcelona... you won't find any wack shit over here. except for the international skate hoes who come over and bring all their hate luggage with them.

fuck US media. fuck consumerism.
xoxo
Posted by  on
ARAB P:
STOP HATING ON PEEPS WHO WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT, LIKE ME. I CAN NOT HELP IT, WHEN YOU COOL, THE SUN SHINES ON YOU 24 HOURS A DAY.
Posted by  on
people who don't understand right-of-way on the freeway or at stop signs.

guys who will wear a nike t-shirt with some sketchers on.

wireless bluetooth headsets.

johnny cupcakes.

resellers.

people who sing along at shows.

erik brunetti.

all of the female streetwear brands.

longboarders.

car stereo going on the fritz.

groupies who work the merch table.

people who call fitted hats "lids."

lag on xbox live.

dipset rollerblading team.

endless attempts at being "true new yorkers" by people living in new york.

when you ask for a double and they just give you a bigger cup.

people who ask me to do a kickflip.

ex-jocks turned hardcore kids.

photographers who think they're doing the most important shit in the world.

skating in shorts.

swarovski crystals.

people who wear the t-shirt of the band that's playing at the show to the show.

people who play world of warcraft.
Posted by  on
Stop me if you've heard this one before:

A ______ and a ____ and a _______ and a ______, walk into a store:


-Just saying'
Posted by  on
i love you arab parrot. marry me?
Posted by The Arab P... on
FUCK YOU
Posted by  on
and when people write in all caps too.
Posted by BYOB on
the arab parrot is the heir apparent

#11 mad cause he joined the army, homo
Posted by  on
Please keep doing your thing, chirp on, Parrot!
Fuck these toys that talk shit and get butt hurt over people speaking the truth.
The list needs more updates constantly, keep it coming my Habibi!!!
Posted by  on
fuck all this hating.
fuck g.w. and all the cronies
fuck boston
fuck people who hate on fixed gears
fuck having to make responsible decisions
fuck a pretty girl and tell her you love her and believe/hope you mean it
Posted by Thrill on
fuck the whack shit on serato (53). Fuck x 2 the fuckers jockin the asshole playin the whack shit on serato, especially the ones copying the hard drive. Love this post... looking forward to the non-shit list, i bet aoki / cobrasnake are on that one too.
Posted by The Arab P... on
HAHAHAHAHA, No Bitch. This is for the jealous hater, you know who you are. Raiders shit is only nostalgic to people from LA? Only a fucking queer who is bummed that he ain't shit in LA would even think of saying that bs. Thats like calling out Chuck D or RUN DMC for wearing a raiders hat. Let me guess only people from MIAMI can wear a hurricanes hat too right. Your a gay lord who's bummed that hes wak & gets no respect for the little shit you think you know. You don't like seeing pics of my face on here then stop jocking my site so hard and go check out another blog. You suck my dick on the down low and try to disrespect me in my own house? Sittin around at your gay ass 9-5 leaving comments on here trying to blow up my spot? You get no airplay here faggot. Makes your blood boil huh?
Posted by  on
um to # 6
Fuck LA
New York is the shit
ur ass probably wanted to move here just like everyone else in Cali
Posted by  on
muahahahahha....shits hilarious
Posted by  on
1. Fuck people who hate on fixies.
2. Kids with nice bike gear that didn't work for it.
3. People hate on techno/electro/house
4. This blog
5. Me.
Posted by  on
reminds me of 25th hour shit
Posted by Micah Jame... on
#1 Niggas who think calling someone out is hating. The reason why a lot of the stuff on these lists exists is b/c everyone is so scared to say they don't like something. No "yes" men in '08.
#2 Obama-riders w/out any facts A.K.A. niggas riding for anything w/out rhyme or reason.
#3 Niggas (both black and white) who try to act like they can school somebody on the streets just cuz they caught a spark off the latest episode of "The Wire" or whatever nigga stuff they dig on.
#4 Niggas who refuse to educate themselves b/c they think it's not "hard".
#5 Idiots who be like "gangstas don't dance, they boogie" or "gangstas don't smile" or "respect my gangsta". a) If you ain't a gangsta, shut up. b) Nigga, you ain't no gangsta, and you know if your girl was like "come dance w/ me" or "i love your smile" (on some shanice tip), you'd be cheesin and cuttin a rug like there was no tomorrow.
#6 Fools who are sleeping on the Rap Eldra, Micah James.

PEACE
PEACE
Posted by  on
"pretty bitches with nothing to say.... ugly bitches with mad flavor that you fuck and then gotta justify the shit in your head like damn i wish that bitch was just a lil bit cuter... "

that shit is genius....

-T.O.
Posted by  on
WHATS UP WITH THE KIDS WHO USED TO BE INTO HOUSE MUSIC / HIP HOP THAT ARE ALL OF A SUDDEN COOL INDY ROCK KIDS?
ALL THE KIDS THAT USED TO ROCK BAGGY JEANS AND HAVE SUDDENLY SWITCHED TO SKINNY JEANS.
I REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE YOU FUCKING POSERS.
WHATS UP WITH ALL THESE MASHUP POSERS WHO PLAY WACK SHIT ON SERATO??? "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" WAS NEVER FUCKING DOPE YOU WACK FUCKS!
Posted by  on
I HATE HATERS... the police ... the d.a... feds.. cia..fbi...cnn...tnt...nbc...cbs...fake hiphop.... wck vibes...pretty bitches with nothing to say.... ugly bitches with mad flavor that you fuck and then gotta justify the shit in your head like damn i wish that bitch was just a lil bit cuter... fatburger... fuck fatburger... LA pizza wht the fuck is the problem bread sauce cheese how fuckin hard can that be... people who dont know shit nd wanna tell you something... security who get shook and act shay when you roll thru deep.... bitch ass niggas who do bitch ass shit... people who never scrap ever but talk about tht shit all the fuckin time.... people who are gonna do shit..."friends" you cant find when you need something... "friends" who blow you up when they need something.... sucka mc's ... grown and sexy...the police... stds... crack (in rock form).. the pliht of my people.... capitalism.. consumerism...colonialism... all those shady isms.... liars... people who think that something you purchase can make you cool..... the way my pops without fail calls me every saturday at 9am estcoast time and wonders why i sound cracked out and pissed.... im coming down pops and its 6am i just got home hit me later asshole.... being broke... having fucked up credit... driving on suspended liscensces... doing everything shady... buster.. and people with mad dogs (more than 1) in an apt.... fucktards... people who think any of this bullshit "makes them cool"... peace and props to all the kds holding down love for the sake of love .. emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds... cas digs saying right on to the real and deth to the fakers....... uno
Posted by The Arab P... on
WHO'S HATING ON NY?
Posted by  on
Beautiful
Posted by  on
all these motherfuckas lack self esteem and hate being called out for their daily disguises. crooks new era, diamond fucci belt, hundreds leggings/socks, whatever you want to call them. shit is comedy. new industry move from streetwear to youwear. define yourself robot.

wake up.
Posted by  on
No need to hate on NYC. We support your shit
Posted by  on
POST 39 IS ON POINT!

DC SUCKS DICK. TYLER HANSBROUGH SUCKS DICK. LUPE SUCKS DICK. AND PERPETUAL CLUBHEADS SUCK MUCHO COCK.
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1. Niggaz hating on things you rocked three months ago
2. People from LA who bitch on NYC. Don't be going to the Limelight reunion and staying at your uncles in Yonkers and step like you have an opinion. LA can lick on my balls. It is filled with NYC rejects anyway.
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OH YEAH

FUCK THE CRAPPY DOLLAR NOW CHINA IS GONNA BE THE NEXT SUPERPOWER WAY TO GO USA
FUCK TAY ZONDAY DAT NIGGA SOLD THE FUCK OUT
FUCK OCTOCAT
FUCK 4CHAN EVERYBODY'S ON IT NOW
FUCK NIKE ID WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING WHEN YOURE DESIGNING A SHOE? YOU DONT GET POINTS FOR EVERY FUCKING BRIGHT NEON GAY AS FUCK COLOR YOU SLAP ON THE SHOE
FUCK NIKE AIR MAX 1'S
FUCK ALIFE
FUCK COLUMNS
FUCK NEO-CON
FUCK FOX NEWS
FUCK AUSTRALIA
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FUCK A JOB
FUCK THE INTERNET I CANT UNSEE ALL THIS BULLSHIT
FUCK THE INTERNET AGAIN NOW IM SOME EXISTENTIALIST PSEUDO CLEVER EUROFAG
FUCK THE MEDIA ITS LIKE WATCHING LITTLE LEAGUE SOCCER
FUCK PEOPLE WHO CONSUME OPINIONS LIKE ITS SOME WAY TO EXPRESS THEIR IMAGE START FUCKING THINKING FOR YOURSELF
FUCK DEMOCRACY, DEMOCRACY AND CONSUMER SOCIETY DOESNT WORK

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people who talk about people looking wak with sunglasses with no lenses on blogs.. it doesn't need to be mentioned..
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wow long list.. but never the less amazing
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yo post 39 - the LES is busy holdin it down, act like you know -
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This post about Aoki vs. a bloody pussy (literally) gave me dry heaves (literally) ..........but it doesn't end there..............if you read the comments girlys be posting that, they too have boned Aoki...and on and on...Anyone wanting the dry heaves, read it here (below all the MOB pics) :
http://jezebel.com/353510/married-to-the-mobs-part y-attracted-cool-kids-and-crazed-steve-aoki-fans
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1. Lupe Fiasco
2. Motherfuckers who go "clubbin" on a wednesday
3. $100 BBC shirts, what the fuck are they made out of, spun gold? human hair?
4. All the candy colored bull shit in the clothing game. Kids dress like they fell out of a 80's cartoon
5. Tyler Hansbrough
6. debt collectors
7. Lower east side, WHAT THE FUCK are you assholes doing over there?
8. DC nightlife, christ almighty does the chocolate city residents suffer
9. DC daylife, fuck
10. Meter maids
11. People who wear ipods while driving. GET a FUCKING stereo you cheap fucker
12. Atlantic City
13. Candy colored bullshit. Its the worst shit.

respect to parrot man, this site is now bookmarked.
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#Done

People who are to scared to say everything thing they just said on here, in real time............MAN THE FUCK UP, or get to the the way side.

Nice experiment here, up to the ups Parrot Man.
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1. Girls who rock bootleg bags but front like they're real
2. American Apparel campaign photos; the dirty scraggly look is not cute. you make enough money to provide hair, makeup, and even the much needed grooming (i.e. cooch waxing)
3. People that wear the 'best' of everything all in one shot
4. Fobby ass fashion blogger(s) who can't dress for shit and sweat the wackest stuff

That's it for now.
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1. people who wear glasses with no lenses. you look retarded, asshole.
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People who buy skateboard decks only to hang them on their wall.
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I post shit everday & no comments but when I open up the hate gates shit gets flooded
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Mad negativity up in this piece. Stop all the hating and perpetrating, I want to share a list the things that I love:
1. Jesus and vitamins
2. yearbooks
3. Sushi and rice
4. Cheese!
5. Niggas
6. tits and toes
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1. PARTY PHOTOGRAPHERS - Just cuz you have a camera, doesn't mean you should be listed on a flyer.
2. STUCK UP BARTENDERS - "Get me a drink bitch"
3. ASPIRING ACTORS - Many of which fall into #2
4. MUSIC CONFERENCES - SXSW / WMC / CMJ - Over it. (http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/winter-music-co nference-2008-top-10-reasons-youre-not-going-miami -year/)
5. PEOPLE WHO GO TO CLOTHING TRADESHOWS FOR THE PARTY
6. MY BOOKIE
7. SERATO DJ'S WHO NEVER OWNED VINYL AND BROUGHT THE PAY RATE DOWN FOR EVERYONE.
8. MYSPACE
9. YOUR MOM
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This list is really good
but I THINK IT NEEDS,
WHEN MULATTO GIRLS ACT REALLY WHITE, LIKE THEY HAVE ETHNIC GUILT? AND DONT LIKE BEING CALLED MULATTO. AND TELL YOU TO CALL THEM BIRACIAL .CUZ MULATTO COMES FROM MULE
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"16.PEOPLE WHO LIE ABOUT HOLDING BIRD NIP BUT THEN YOU SEE EM COMING OUT THE STALL WITH ANOTHER DUDE TEN MINUTES LATER"

FUCK YAYO.. IT SHOULD BE ON THIS LIST.. IT"S HALF THE REASON THESE HIPSTERS FRUITS GET THEMSELVES ALL PUMPED UP, "I WANNA START A LINE, ETC ETC"... FUCK DAT. I DONT WE BE NEAR A BATHROOM AT A CLUB UNLESS I ACTUALLY GOTTA PISS.
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actualy 29, suckin a dick is still pretty gay in my book - but i see what youre sayin
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1) Guys who are interested in what other men wear and what other brands men like and furthermore...criticize other mens clothing. Doesn't get any gayer than that...
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i love how this shit is interactive.

heres mine.

1. fuck club promoters. they all swear they're the shit, have all these dipshit nightlifelink or whatever pics on myspace with some lame brain label whores. and they seem to think because they have a "company" and can make money throwing parties they are fucking Puff Daddy or some shit.

that's it.
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did anyone mention, guys trying to impress other guys with their "kit"? that has to be way more gay than wearing girls jeans.
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